What happens when you decide to clean your gun that's… ummm, loaded? Well, you shoot your finger off, of course, just like Jose Canseco did last month! And what happens when you play in a poker tournament with your reattached finger that you accidentally blew off? Well, apparently it falls off and someone catches it on video! Oops! And then of course the next obvious thing to do is casually tweet about it, like Canseco did yesterday evening. I know, I really should not be so harsh on the former slugger, except I have little sympathy for stupid behavior, which he seems to have a lot of under his belt.
Given the Kardashians' eclectic dating histories, you'd think they would have learned by now how to be more, I don't know, racially sensitive. Negative. Khloe Kardashian basically put her foot in her mouth yesterday when she shared a stupid and wholly insensitive meme on comparing herself and her sisters to the…KKK? Really, Khloe? I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually expected more from you.
Not everyone is impressed with Kim Kardashian racy Paper magazine cover. The Keeping up with the Kardashians star shared a snap of herself wearing nothing but a slick of oil and a smile in the now-viral cover shot on her Instagram Tuesday, sending the world into a tizzy of epic proportions. Though many seem to be impressed with Kim's most famous assets (and arguably her only talent), not everyone is feeling the love. Kim's sometimes doppelganger Naya Rivera offered Kim a little shade for her bare behind on Instagram, going so far as to hit Kim where it really hurts: the baby maker!
Apparently Cristian Castro has finally decided to admit he is the father of Colombian ex girlfriend Paola Erazo's baby! After initially denying he had anything to do with her, the singer is calling the little girl his surprise daughter! He only recently published a picture of baby "Amy" on Twitter, months after the whole mess was made public. Is she really his daughter? Oh my, this chisme is just too good to pass up!
Ay, pobre Mariah Carey! Things have been rough for the diva over the last few months. In addition to dealing with what I'm sure is a tumultuous divorce from her estranged husband Nick Cannon, the woman has been giving some of the worst live performances of her career. This weekend was no different. During a rain-soaked concert in Perth, Australia, the 44-year-old singer suffered her biggest performance faux pas so far, strutting the stage looking a hot, sloppy mess, and telling the audience a little TMI about the state of her current love life. Ay, chica!
Nowadays, it seems like there is a new nude celebrity photo scandal every week! Between Kim Kardashian, Maite Perroni and Rihanna, all of these stars have fallen victim to having explicit photos leaked without their consent. Well, whether they intended for the racy photos to leak is subjective. We all know plenty of these stars actually become more famous once a scandal like this hits their resume.
There's no place like home, and no one knows that better than Jennifer Lopez. The "Booty" singer just dropped a cool 22 million dollars on a new apartment in her hometown of New York City, and let me tell you, it was worth every single penny. J.Lo will now be living the highlife in one of only four apartments located in the same exclusive prewar Whitman building where Chelsea Clinton and NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon have set down roots. Described as a "luxury fortress" by celebrity real estate broker, the luxury penthouse apartment boasts round the clock security, as well as its own gym and private elevators. And those are just the amenities. Wait until you hear about (and SEE) what the inside of her new abode has to offer. It is absolutely EVERYTHING you would expect the diva would want in a New York City pad.
What happened to Casper Smart's beautiful little face? Jennifer Lopez's ex posted a shocking pic of his battered and bruised face on Instagram yesterday, and it looks insane. In the pic, captioned, "Rough Day!! Shoulda seen the other guy," Smart is sporting a swollen and bloodied eye, along with a still somewhat sexy grimace. Jeez! So who's responsible for breaking Casper's money maker? Sorry to disappoint you, but it wasn't one of J.Lo's booty-obsessed exes. The reason for Casper's black eye is actually a lot more shocking than that.
Jenni Rivera's estranged husband Esteban Loaiza has got some serious balls! The washed up MLB player wants a whopping $35 million from the owners of the plane that crashed and ultimately killed La Diva de la Banda. What?! Pero, por qué why? Well, you're not going to believe this. According to court documents, Loaiza is suing Starwood management because when his estranged wife died on their plane, she took her earning potential and companionship with her. I'm going to let that just sit with you for a second before I rip this guy a new one after the jump.
One of the most highly anticipated is the CW's Jane The Virgin. The premise is simple: an aspiring writer, Jane Villanueva, is mistakenly artificially inseminated by her doctor on the eve of her boyfriend's proposal. What unfolds is a hilarious and poignant ride with a smoking hot bilingual cast to sweeten the mix.