Modern Family took a dark turn tonight after Phil's mom passes away. The family retreats down to Florida where his widower father lives for their grandmother's funeral. You would think a bunch of city folk would be bored to death in a town filled with senior citizens, but nope they manage to get themselves in a bunch of trouble!

Break out the surfboard trophies because it's that time of year again! The nominees for the 2013 Teen Choice Awards have just been announced--and I was thrilled to that see some of my favorite artists and TV shows are up for some awards!

Do you remember how old you were when you got your period? If you're a man, don't sweat it, I'm sure you still haven't gotten it and that's probably a good thing. I was still in elementary school when I got mine and I've always thought that was pretty young, but that is practically ancient compared to Dandan, a 2-year-old girl from Jiangxi Province in China who is already menstruating. Dandan got her period for the first time when was a 1-year-old.

Erica Nigrelli tenía 36 semanas de embarazo cuando su corazón dejó de latir y cayó al piso en la escuela secundaria en Texas donde trabajaba como maestra. Aunque suene difícil de creer, Erica murió, los doctores le hicieron una cesárea para rescatar a su bebé, y luego la revivieron.

f you ever happen to find yourself in Glasgow and stumble across a place called the Shimmy Club, you might want to stay away from the ladies' room. Why? Apparently, the skeevy owners installed a two-way mirror and are charging patrons as much as $1,200 to sneak a peek into the bathroom!

WTF?! That is disgusting on so many levels.

More tragic news coming from Oklahoma as we learn of two more heartbreaking deaths: 7-month-old Sydnee Vargyas and her sister, 4-year-old Karrina, were identified as two of the 10 children who died during the strong tornado that hit on Monday. So far the medical examiner says that that Sydnee is the youngest victim of the 24 people killed by the natural disaster and says that she suffered a blunt force of trauma to the head.

Her sister Karrina was also said to have died from the same type of wounds. They  leave behind heartbroken parents and two older siblings. How sad!

Remember when Brad Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston? I know it's been a while--almost long enough to forget that Brad pretty much dumped Aniston for Angelina Jolie (who can seemingly do no wrong), but I'm not judging because life is short. I say follow your bliss and according to an interview that Pitt recently gave to Esquire magazine he's happy! "I haven't known life to be happier," says Pitt. Dope dude, may you and your family continue to get your happiness on, but don't you think it's about time you stop trashing your ex-wife?

Mis dos hijos nacieron antes de mi fecha de parto. La primera se adelantó sólo unos 3 ó 4 días y el segundo casi dos semanas. Así que aunque no sé lo que se siente que llegue tu fecha de parto y no pase absolutamente nada, tengo varias amigas a quienes les ha pasado y entiendo que no es nada agradable. Algunas hablan de cosas que puedes hacer para tratar de inducir el parto naturalmente, pero ¿será que realmente funcionan?

Shakira shows us just how flexible she really is as she curved her legs behind her neck for a special NBC's The Voice episode where the  judges were asked what they would do with their lives if they weren't singers. Even though the 36-year-old has appeared pretty flexible in her music videos and live performances, I wasn't exactly expecting her to consider the following as an alternative career option. But then again, she's so free-spirited this probably shouldn't be so suprising!