Idiot accidentally posts public plea to fiancée's best friend for a threesome (VIDEO)
It's one thing to have a threesome between three consenting adults in the privacy of one's home, but it's a whole other gigantic mess to publicly broadcast that you would really, really like a threesome with your fiancée and her best friend. Um, talk about an awkward meeting and subsequent wedding?!
That's what is apparently happening in a video that was posted on Reddit. An idiot guy has apparently "accidentally" posted a video on his YouTube channel introducing himself to Zoey, his fiancée Cynthia's best friend because he heard that she might be into a threeway and he seems pretty enthusiastic to get the ball rolling.
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Now, I'm a very open minded person and I don't really care or object to anything that this guy and these two ladies want to do in their home but, seriously, why broadcast it all over the Internet? News website Gawker seems to think that this was not intentional but, let me tell you, I think it totally was! The guy had almost 300 subscribers when he posted this video, according to Reddit. And now? The number is up to more than 6,000!
Plus, the fact that he didn't delete it right away tells us a lot: He clearly doesn't care and is likely using this "mistake" to get more hits on his YouTube channel. The video, by the way, is now up to over 98,000 views. When someone asked him how the threesome went, this was his response:
It went well! Great time was had by all! Put myself in a bit of a pickle with my statement of; "Do things that have never been done in a three way". So I had to think quick. I wound up wearing a strap-on backwards. I'm in the middle, back to back doggy style. I effectively forced both North American House-Whales to reach climax simultaneously, with great power & intensity! I call my newly created position; "The Busy Dog".
Honestly, I'm going to call him out for being a loser and an idiot. It all sounds to me like the bragging of a 12-year-old boy who pretends that he's really sexually experienced when, in fact, he's probably never touched a single woman's breast. I mean, seriously, the likelihood that his fiancée and her friend are okay with him sharing this video and all of those dirty details is pretty small. I have nothing against threesomes, just idiot guys who pretend to big men who know what they're doing when, seriously, there is no doubt in my mind that this guy is a total fake.
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