Man caught getting busy with hoe in tool store
On August 28 a couple walks into a Home Depot store in South Carolina early in the morning. No biggie right? Except that at around 8:40 a.m. cops were called to the store in North Charleston because the couple had sauntered into a display shed in the store, closed the doors behind them, and stayed there. Huh? What could a man and his ho possibly do inside of a shed? I mean sheds can totally be used for storing hos, right? Maybe he was just testing the shed out. Oh wait, I'm sorry, my bad! Sheds are for hoes NOT hos. No disrespect intended to either hoes or hos.
Anyway, when the police showed up they found 20-year-old Emily Craig inside the shed with 31-year-old Shaun Bowden. Craig's "dress was untied, hanging at her waist" and Bowden had no shirt on, his pants were around his knees, and his penis was exposed.
Questioning of the couple made it "apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed." Excellent detective work, officers! The lovebirds were arrested for amorous disorderly conduct, Bowden was slapped with indecent exposure for having his willy out, and Craig was charged with providing false information because she initially lied about her name.
My brother-in-law, who is from Hawaii, has a saying that he uses: "You don't bring sand to the beach." I'm thinking that there should be a saying along the lines of, "You don't bring hoes (or hos!) to the tool store."
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